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The Farting Turkey

“Why, oh why, does this give me so much post-thanksgiving joy?” – Josh Groban

 

DILEMA (rough english translation bellow, in bold font)

G. TOPARCEANU

Aţi văzut prea bine că la consultaţii

Doctorii te-ntreabă despre emanaţii.

Vor sa ştie totul: abundenţă, faze,

Unii le zic “vînturi”, alţii le zic

“gaze”.

Dar să nu vă mire dacă medicina

Studiază astăzi foarte mult “băşina”.

Fiindcă, biologic, pentru toţi e clar,

A băşi e-un lucru foarte necesar.

Toată lumea bese, asta-i axioma

Nu interesează sunet sau aroma.

În privinţa asta toţi sîntem la fel

Floarea nobilimii, preoţi, prinţi, prinţese,

Papa de la Roma bese si iar bese.

Îns-o chestiune trebuie-nţeleasă

Fiecare bese, dar la el acasă!

Fără martori merge, tare sau încet,

Nimeni nu-ţi dictează să te beşi discret.

Vrei rafale

scurte sau prelungi să sune

Treaba ta, eşti liber, poţi să faci şi spume!

Şi chiar dacă nimeni nu-ţi stă împrejur,

Poţi să beşi în lege, pînă pici in cur.

Eticheta cere, însă, să fii pudic

Bunul simţ pretinde să nu beşi în public.

Ce-ar fi, bunăoară, s-auzi pe cutare

C-a băşit in public doamna nu-ştiu-care

Sau că domnişoara, profesoara X,

S-a băşit în clasă, ieri la 9 fix?

Cum ar fi privite, sau calificate,

Ar mai fi prestigiu, autoritate?

Cine le-ar mai crede fiinţe graţioase?

Ar fi socotite nişte băşinoase.

Dar mă-ntorc acuma iar la medicina

Sa-ţi rişti sănătatea pentru o băşina?

Să n-o laşi să iasă dacă eşti în public,

Fiindcă eticheta cere să fii pudic

În privinţa asta sînt păreri mai multe,

Cine-ar sta pe toate să le mai asculte?

Astfel, după unii poţi să beşi oricît

Dar să ştii la vreme să le strîngi de gît.

Poţi să fii acelaşi om cu demnitate

De le dai tăcut drumu-n libertate

Asta-i o părere, una dintr-o mie

Dar morala spune că-i ipocrizie.

Ce deosebire între om şi cal

Ar mai fi atuncea sub aspect moral?

Cînd te-arăţi în lume demn, gras şi frumos

Iar realitate eşti un băşinos?

Cîţi nu sunt din ăştia care bes de zor,

Parcă ştii vreodată ce-i la curul lor?

Dar rămîne lege că e indecent

Să slobozi la gaze pe eşapament.

Fie, cu morala nu te poţi certa

Dar mai vine gazul fără voia ta.

Şuieră şi geme, cu prelung ecou

Iar tu ai neşansa să fii la birou.

În astfel de cazuri, spune, ce te faci?

Să recurgi la scuze sau să te prefaci?

Din experienţă eu vă spun cinstit

Că nicicînd in viaţă nu am îndrăznit

Să recurg la scuze, ar fi fost mai rău

Să roşească

lumea toată-n jurul meu.

Am tîrşîit un scaun, am făcut ceva,

Ca să nu se creadă c-am băşit cumva.

Şi oricît s-ar spune că sînt ipocrit

S-au făcut şi alţii că n-au auzit.

Chiar si-ndrăgostiţii cînd admiră luna,

Cu sau fără voie, scapă cîte una

Dar cu-o tuse seacă, bine regizată

Sau cu-o melodie mai pe nas cîntată

Fac să se ascundă tot, a poezie,

Chiar şi nedorita, scurtă gălăgie

Ce-a trecut prin maţe şi s-a dus in vînt

Şi care ne-ncurcă viaţa pe pămînt.

Dar astfel de cazuri cînd ipocrizia

E asociată chiar cu poezia,

Crime moraliştii noştri le socot.

Căci morala-şi bagă nasul peste tot.

În final, tot omul se întreabă trist:

Să asculţi de medic sau de moralist?

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You saw too well that at a consultation
Doctors ask about emanations.
They want to know everything: abundency, phase,
Some people say “winds”, others say “gas”.

But do not wonder if medicine
Studies now “the fart”.
Because, biologically, for all is clear,
A fart is a very necessary thing.
Everyone farts, this is an axiom
No sound or flavor interest.
In this respect we are all equal
Flowers of nobility, priests, princes, princesses,
Pope of Rome and farts and farts.

But a thing must be clear-
Everyone farts, but at home!
Without witnesses go hard or slow,
Nobody dictates to you to discreetly fart.

Want gusts
short or extend to sound
Your job, you’re free, you can even have foam!
And even if noone’s around,
You can fart your way, till you drop flat on your ass.

The label requires, however, to be modest
Common sense says you shall not fart in public.

What if, for instance, you hear whomever
That, in public farted she-with-no-name Mrs.
Or that Miss, Professor X,
Farted in class at 9 o’clock sharp?
How would they be considered, or qualified
Would there be prestige, authority?
Who would think of them as being graceful beings?
They wold be considered as farters.

But let’s get back now, and to the medicine
Risking your health for a simple fart?
to not let it out if you’re in public,
Because the label requires to be  modest

The opinions on this are several,
Who would stay to listen to all?
Thus, somesay you can fart at will

But to know when you have to choke them.

You can be the same man with dignity
The quietly give them freedom
That’s one view, one in a thousand
But moral says it’s hypocrisy.

What difference is there between man and horse
Would there be the moral issue then?
When you look in the world worthy, fat and beautiful
And actually you’re just a notorious farter?

How many people are not farting freely,
like you could ever know what’s up their asses?
But it remains the law, that is indecent
To vent the gas through the exhaust pipe.

Or, you can not argue with the moral
But without your consent, the gas comes.
Roars and groans, with long echoings
And you have the misfortune to be in the office.

In such cases, say, what do you do?
Resort to excuses or even try to fake it?
From experience I tell you honestly
Never in life have I dared
To use the excuse, it was worse
For everyone to blush,
the whole world around me.
I squeaked a chair, I did something,
Not to believe that I somehow farted.
And however much they say I am hypocritical
There were others that faked not hearing.

Even lovers, admiring the moon,

With or without permission, let one out
But with a dry cough, well directed
Or with a song , more nasally sung,

hide it all, oh the poetry,
Even unwanted, short noise
What went through the intestines and went with the wind
And that complicates life on earth.

But such cases when hypocrisy
It associated even with poetry,
Crimes, our moralists say.
For moralty is everywhere.

Finally, every man asks sadly:
To listen to the doctor or the moralist?

 

The Fray – How To Save A Life (piano acoustic)(Grey’s Anatomy) on iTunes

and again, i am in awe……..

The Goo Goo Dolls – Iris (acoustic) on iTunes

just felt like sharing an amazing cover of the original song. this version is sung by boyce avenue. look them up. they’re amazing…

Bringing Facebook to the Blog…

1. If your being extremely quiet whats it mean?
i am thinking of something very deep– it also happens while i talk or during class, or music is going off in my head

2. If someone hit you, what would you do?
bitch-slap them

3. Do you still have feelings for your ex?
no

4. Have you ever had a one night stand?
yes

5. If so would you again? and if not, would you?
pass

6. Last time you laughed?
today

7. Has anyone told you they missed you lately?
not really…sniffle sniffle…

8. Are you wearing any clothes that dont belong to you?
*looks down at self* nope

9. Would you ever date your best friend?
nope…he rocks my socks though!

10. Have you ever received sexy pics from someone?
wow…no

11. Do you regret anything from your past?
not really

12. If you could seek revenge on someone would you?
depends on the situation

13. How do you react when people cry around you?
kinda depends…id want to help them if i could

14. Do you bump into someones arm if you want to hold their hand?
no…i just act

15. Last argument?
all the time

16. Last kiss?
my roommie gave me a peck on the cheek, does that count?

17. Would you kiss them again?
onnnn the cheek… i love Carmen, she’s priceless

18. Are you jealous of this person?
no

19. Would you ever strip for money?
oh dear god NO

20. Do you have a crush?
kinda i suppose

21. Do you know how to belly dance?
wow haha what a question…no.

22. Are you in college?
American Studies Year I, Lucian Blaga University of Sibiu, Faculty of Arts and Letters

23. What are you listening to?
the fridge…almost 4am so no music…

25. Last nap?
to-day

26. Do you own a planner?
no.

27. Favorite month?
August coz it’s freakishy hot!

28. Would your parents be mad if you got someone pregnant?
i don’t think i can technically get SOMEONE preagnant

30. Would they be mad if you were gay/lesbian?
thats gotta be a toughy for a parent

31. What are you doing saturday?
sleeping

32. Sweetest thing anyone has ever done for you?
lots of stuff

33. Friend most like you?
german mom, GABY, South African best friend for eternity and beyond, alice to her bella(me), LIEZEL , my Croatian sister from another mother, TEA

34. Kiss on the first date?
possibly…

35. Are you a slut/man whore?
i feel like this question just smacked me in the face…

36. Favorite color?
dark blue and black

38. Excited for anything?
every new day

39. Ever kissed two or more people in one night?
nop

42. Last time you were confused?
what? jk…every day

43. Last time you smiled?
today

44. If you could cuddle with anyone right now who would you pick?
wouldnt he like to knowwww…

45. Have you ever done something behind your best friends back and never told them about it when you knew you should?
no

46. Will you ever?
no

47. Rent a movie or go to movies?
both are saweet…’going’ is fun though

48. Been to Mexico?
not yet

49. Own a gun?
hell no

50. Happy with life?
im always happy

51. If you were to attend a costume party tonight, what or whom would you go as?
Bella Cullen Swan

52. What are your choice of toppings on a hamburger? And do you prefer gas or charcoal grilling?
cheese…ketchup…lots of mayoneese…just get in my belly

53. You are chosen to have lunch with the President. The condition is you only get to ask one question. What do you ask?
probably abt how he personally (off the record) feels about people not having health insurances getting a whatnot fine when most of those ppl CANT FRIGGIN AFFORD TO PAY FOR THEIR DAMN MEDICINE WHICH THEY NEED TO GET TO SEE ANOTHER DAY!!! – slightly differently phrased though

54. It’s the first day of winter vacation, what are you doing?
staying in bed where it’s warm!

55. What is your concession stand must-have at the movies?
popcorn!

56. Which do you dislike most: pop-up ads or spam email?
both

57. What do you think Captain Hook’s name was before he had a hook for a hand?
deep question…

58. Rock, paper, or scissors?
SHOOT
59. How long was it from ‘the first date’ until the proposal of marriage? How long until the wedding?
…in english please…(pass)

60. Which is worse, being in a place that is too loud, or too quiet?
depends…i like silence but there are times I’m scared to death of it

61. What is one quality that you really appreciate in a person?
their sense of humor, honesty, being trustworthy… the usual stuff

62. Whats something you need from the drugstore right now?
nothing

63. What is the most distinguishing landmark in your city?
EUROPEAN CULTURAL CAPITAL OF 2007 and (mountains?) read more here and HERE

64. Everyone hears discussions that they consider boring. What topic can put you to sleep quicker than any other?
irrelevant ones…zzzz…

65. How many times did it take you to pass your drivers test?
pass, i dont have it yet

66. If you had to have the same topping on your vanilla ice cream for the rest of your life, what topping would you choose?
CHOCOLATE!!!

67. What food item would need to be removed from the market altogether in order for you to live a healthier, longer life?
everything…

68. You are offered an envelope that you know contains $50. You are then told that you may either keep it or exchange it for another envelope that may contain $500 or may be empty. Do you keep the first envelope, or do you take your chances with the second?
take the 2nd envelope…

69. If you had to choose, which would you give up: cable TV, or DSL/cable internet?
cable TV…this wouldn’t friggin exist!

70. What is your highest level of education?
sophomore year in college?

71. How much is a gallon of gas in your city? What was the highest it’s been?
no idea…

72. What kind of lunch box did you have as a kid?
???

73. What would you rather have, a nanny, a housekeeper, a cook, or a chauffeur?
a cook! can i have the last 3, though?

74. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator, or stuck in traffic?
stuck in traffic for SURE! blast music! UNLESS…there was someone in the elevator…oooo lala…ok im done…

75. Is there something that has a dirty meaning to you, but no one reading this survey would understand?
44,60,64,66!!!

Short story from SmeagolJr

found this at SmeagolJr’s and thought i should share

crazy thought

I have 15 minutes to get dressed and go to class.

will she make it?

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All I Need Is You Wallpaper

112- All I Need Is You

~Mine Forever~ ~Chapter 27~

It was not about what she said that made me angry, but more about how she did it. She was the controlling type, I was beginning to see her for who she was, and the better I knew her the more I started to despise her. She was doing it involuntarily, but I didn’t know for certain if she could see what she was doing or how she was doing it. The training she subjected me to was unbearably exhausting, so every time we would finish I could barely crawl to bed and I’d fall asleep without wanting to. I never knew vampires could go to sleep out of exhaustion, but as Josh explained it to me, it was our body that needed regeneration, or else we’d start bleeding through every orifice of our body and eventually die.

 

It was surprising how gentle our bodies are, even if the vampire seems unbeatable, unbreakable, forever lasting… and Josh sure made me feel better, for every time I would fall asleep, he’d be waiting for me … The thought of that made me smile involuntarily and it made me fear that someone would notice the grin on my sleeping face.